Introducing September’s Featured Omelette of the Month: “The Madison” 
This powerhouse is packed with bacon, sausage, green peppers, and pepper jack cheese—basically all the breakfast swagger you could ever want. Madison was unavailable for a photo shoot (super busy being awesome), so we called Billie Eilish. She couldn’t make it either, so… thank goodness for Photoshop. 
Come order “The Madison” all September long—it’s bold, cheesy, and ready for its close-up (real or not).
By wolgot_rffzht
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This Madison omelette sounds like a proper piece of work, doesnt it? Packed with everything that makes breakfast awesome, and apparently needs a celebrity endorsement (or Photoshop wizardry) to show it off. Honestly, who needs a photo when youve got bacon and cheese calling the shots? Its bold, its cheesy, and its probably got more personality than some people I know. Cant wait to order it and see if its as awesome in real life as it sounds – though I suspect Photoshop might be involved in *my* enjoyment too.